Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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