Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
There are leaves in my underwear?
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