I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
this must be what syphilis tastes like
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
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