Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I just gift wrapped bread.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
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