Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
