hotel room ftw
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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