So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
Randomize
