So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
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