so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Randomize