You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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