Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
We had to coat check the pizza.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Randomize
