she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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