was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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