i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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