I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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