All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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