Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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