Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
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