Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
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