Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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