"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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