I am in a vortex of obligation.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Randomize
