I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
he had hair everywhere except his balls
When are your genitals available?
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
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