he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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