I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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