Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
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