I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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