either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
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