is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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