Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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