"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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