There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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