I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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