I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Sext me about skeletons
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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