just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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