Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
His hands were made for my vagina.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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