it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Just invented taco cereal.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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