I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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