Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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