community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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