Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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