Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
don't judge my taste in strippers
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Randomize