You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
Randomize
