I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Randomize