Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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