He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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