What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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