the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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