Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Randomize