Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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