question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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