i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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