Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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