i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
