I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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